You know you're pregnant when...
-you TRY to think about other things that don't involve LO, but realize after trying to think about other things, your still thinking about her lol
-you cry when you watch Forrest Gump, even though you've seen it a million times and never cried once before.
-you get mad at dh when he goes out to the store for his own craving snack, but never goes out to get you what you want.
-when you start craving what he is eating but realize he ate it all and there is nothing left for you, then you start pouting and getting sad about it.
-when you thought you had no cravings and you were normal and look down at your bag of peanut m&m's that you had to have and they are all gone lol-you are so hungry all the time and you eat everything in site, that you actually get bored of eating and start crying because you feel helpless
-Your time is measured in weeks, not months or days.
-You repeat all the symptoms and side effects of puberty (stretch marks, acne, changes in bra sizes)
-You start to wonder if hot flashes apply to pregnancy, too
-You spend your tax return on nursery items
-You start to use language that only other pregnant women can understand ("Are you experiencing RLP? When did you lose your MP?")
-You dog-ear pages in What to Expect When You're Expecting (or some other book :)
-You spend more time in Hobby Lobby than you ever have before (buying those letters and paint to hang in the nursery, or scrapbooking stuff, or another craft project)
-you cry when you think about lucky you are
-you cry when dh sends you a random text message saying I love you, and then you write a 15 page text message back telling him how amazing he is lol
-you pee about 6 times a night, and always look at the clock in the bathroom and see it's at the exact same times every night!
-you get more annoyed with everyday tasks, cleaning the house sounds like having to move a truck load of elephants to the zoo... but when you get started you love it?
-you laugh at the stupidest things, and you start crying because your laughing so hard.. and then you pee...
-you text the hubby about 50,000 times a day, and tell him how sorry you are for talking about the baby 99.9% of the time, and then keep talking about her lol
-your so hormonal and have so much to say that facebook becomes your diary for the world to see.. I am sure everyone gets annoyed by it.. but you keep doing it, and really don't care.
-you wonder about how your little ones hair is going to look like, then gripe about if she doesn't have hair how sad your going to be, then you gripe some more if she doesn't look like you..
-you hate it if people don't like the fact that she will be dressed in pink every damn day!!! TOO DAMN BAD, SHE IS MY KID!!! not yours.. (that was meant to be nice) lol
Well that's all I got for now. Just thought I should share!!!
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